Have you ever heard of the phrase, “Oh man that really gets my goat!”… After my recent experience I think that should be a compliment. Like, “Thanks for really getting my goat!… I had a dumb goat… but now you came along and “got it” and now everything in life is easier!” See doesn’t that make more sense?
I got the wild hair to get a goat. Emphasis on “wild”. Did you know you can rent them? Yes, you can rent a goat to come in and eat the weeds out of your pasture. Sheep do not really like weeds. I would like to think they are too cool for weed. I had the brilliant idea to rent not just any ole stinky goat… but specifically an Nubian dairy goat. My logic was that I am already milking a bunch of sheep what is one goat. I called about the goat weeks ago… they even had the breed I wanted…. however it was already being rented out. They told us they would get back to us if she came back. I sort of forgot about it…. or at best, figured it was not going to happen.
Of course the goat guy called to drop the goat off soon after the Chinese girls got here.
Of course he had to drop off the goat right away.
Of course she needed milked immediately. Like right away. Like she needed milked that morning and this was 3:30 but the previous renter was done with her and didn’t milk her… This should have been my first clue.
I call her Goatsy. She is a rent-a-goat… so no need for an official name. Let’s face facts she is not listening anyway…. and if she is listening she has no plans to obey me.
She is pretty crazy. It is like milking a rodeo bronco mixed with a tap dancing caberet dancer. She is completely nuts. She is so crazy that I now understand why God calls us sheep and not goats and I am forever thankful to Him for that…. He is a good God. I would never want to be thought of as a goat… sheep I can handle.
She is not like milking a sheep. Did I mention she is crazy? However her milk is the best goat milk I have ever experienced. That is why I was looking for an Nubian goat. They have the sweeter milk of the goats. It does not compare to the sweetness of sheep milk, not even close…. but it is much better than average goat milk. I think I will write about that in the future…. a taste test of cow, sheep and goat.
Every day that she is on the lesser side of crazy I cup her little goat face in my hands and tell her she can stay another day. But that goat guy is on my speed dial…